How many FOBS does it take to lift a sofa?

So we have a lot of extra furniture in our house from my old apartment and Akhil's old apartment from before we got married. I have been feverishly selling this stuff on Craigslist recently. Well Akhil was resisting to allow me to sell his bachlorpad black leather sofa. I didn't care for it so I posted it on Craigslist. Funny there were only FOBS (fresh off the boat) interested in the sofa. So yesterday 2 skinny FOBS showed up to buy the sofa and I took one look at them and knew it was going to be trouble. They had tons of trouble lifting it. I was laughing hysterically!!! So they said they will come back Sunday (today) with more friends. There were 4 skinny FOBS at my door today! So I had to take pictures of this because I could not stop laughing. They asked if they were going to be in the newspaper since I was taking pictures of them! Haha! The one requested that I email him pictures so he can show his wife.

Taking a break

I was watching them out my window after they went outside...and the sofa barely fits in this small Acura Integra. I told him yesterday to rent a van but he said it would fit. They were out there for a longtime trying to shove this big sofa into a little car! 1) I am wondering if I will see Akhil's sofa on the side of the highway tomorrow morning! (Akhil will be mad!) 2) I am wondering how all 4 of them fit in this car going home!